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Since you're here...

We're the anti-agency agency. It's pretty meta. Just think Steal This Book but futuristic like there was a global pandemic and book stores don't exist and... you get it.

The bottom line: Your martech IS broken. How bad is it?

Ready to fix your mess? → hello@chilenko.com

No Bullshit
Just Results

Expert martech solutions with a little bit of SaaS.

No Buzzwords
No Bullshit
No Nonsense

You Have a Problem

Likely more than a few. Fortunately, we can relieve your stubborn martech painpoints.

Data That Matters

Dashboards that answer real questions without the vanity metrics.

Integration Magic

No more CSV exports or manual data entry nightmares.

Automation That Works

Systems that think, adapt, and don't crash when someone sneezes.

Stack Architecture

Stacks that scale, integrate seamlessly, and actually make sense to humans.

Launch & Scale

Martech that grows with you, from MVP to IPO.

Optimization Obsession

Test, learn, and optimize until your metrics make you smile (or at least stop crying).

// Our Manifesto
01

ROI or GTFO

If it doesn't drive revenue, reduce costs, or save time, we don't do it. We're allergic to vanity metrics and "brand awareness" vapor.

02

We Build, Not Talk

While agencies are making decks, we're shipping code. Your martech stack should work as hard as you do, not sit in a PowerPoint.

03

Speed Beats Perfection

Your competition moved while you were in meeting #7. We ship MVPs in days, not quarters. Perfect is the enemy of profit.

04

Transparency Is Non-Negotiable

No black boxes. No "proprietary methods." You own everything we build, and we teach you how it works. Knowledge transfer included.

05

No Assholes Policy

Life's too short for ego trips and power plays. We work with humans who get shit done, not titles who schedule meetings.

What They Really Think

Unfiltered feedback from clients who took the red pill
*Actual quotes, lightly edited to protect the innocent and entertain the guilty

"They called our previous agency's work a 'digital dumpster fire' in the first meeting. They weren't wrong."

Sarah Chen
CMO, TechCorp
← She hired us the next day

"Zero patience for corporate theater. The C-suite didn't even have a second to hijack the discussion. Best meeting ever."

Marcus Johnson
VP Marketing, FinanceApp
← CEO actually listened

"They refuse to work past 6pm or on weekends. Somehow delivered 3x faster than our 'always-on' agency."

Lisa Park
Director, StartupXYZ
← Work smarter, not harder

Wall of Shame

Anonymous martech disasters we've rescued (click to reveal the carnage)

// Enterprise SaaS Company

The Million Dollar Email Disaster

BEFORE

27 different tools. 14% open rate. $83k/month in software. 3 full-time email "specialists" producing one campaign per week.

AFTER

3 integrated tools. 47% open rate. $12k/month total cost. 1 part-time coordinator managing 5 automated campaigns that actually convert.

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// B2B Software Startup

The Attribution Nightmare

BEFORE

"We think marketing works but can't prove it." 6 analytics tools, 0 accurate reports. CFO wanted to cut marketing budget by 70%.

AFTER

Single source of truth. Marketing proved 312% ROI. CFO doubled the budget. Turns out good data beats good guesses.

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// E-commerce Brand

The Personalization Pretender

BEFORE

"AI-powered personalization platform" = {FirstName} tags. $40k implementation. 6 months of consulting. 0.3% conversion lift.

AFTER

Real behavioral triggers. Smart product recommendations. 2-week implementation. 24% conversion increase. No AI buzzwords needed.

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// Financial Services

The Dashboard Delusion

BEFORE

47 dashboards. 2,847 metrics tracked. Weekly hourslong data "roll-up" meetings. Zero actionable insights. Analysis paralysis perfected.

AFTER

1 dashboard. 7 metrics that matter. 15-minute weekly check-ins. Decisions made in minutes, not committees. Revenue up 34%.

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You've Come This Far

Let's have a real conversation about your martech challenges. No pitch and no nonsense (and, frankly, limited niceties). Just two humans talking shop.