Since you're here...
We're the anti-agency agency. It's pretty meta. Just think Steal This Book but futuristic like there was a global pandemic and book stores don't exist and... you get it.
The bottom line: Your martech IS broken. How bad is it?
Ready to fix your mess? → hello@chilenko.comExpert martech solutions with a little bit of SaaS.
Likely more than a few. Fortunately, we can relieve your stubborn martech painpoints.
Dashboards that answer real questions without the vanity metrics.
No more CSV exports or manual data entry nightmares.
Systems that think, adapt, and don't crash when someone sneezes.
Stacks that scale, integrate seamlessly, and actually make sense to humans.
Martech that grows with you, from MVP to IPO.
Test, learn, and optimize until your metrics make you smile (or at least stop crying).
If it doesn't drive revenue, reduce costs, or save time, we don't do it. We're allergic to vanity metrics and "brand awareness" vapor.
While agencies are making decks, we're shipping code. Your martech stack should work as hard as you do, not sit in a PowerPoint.
Your competition moved while you were in meeting #7. We ship MVPs in days, not quarters. Perfect is the enemy of profit.
No black boxes. No "proprietary methods." You own everything we build, and we teach you how it works. Knowledge transfer included.
Life's too short for ego trips and power plays. We work with humans who get shit done, not titles who schedule meetings.
Unfiltered feedback from clients who took the red pill
*Actual quotes, lightly edited to protect the innocent and entertain the guilty
"They called our previous agency's work a 'digital dumpster fire' in the first meeting. They weren't wrong."
"Zero patience for corporate theater. The C-suite didn't even have a second to hijack the discussion. Best meeting ever."
"They refuse to work past 6pm or on weekends. Somehow delivered 3x faster than our 'always-on' agency."
Anonymous martech disasters we've rescued (click to reveal the carnage)
27 different tools. 14% open rate. $83k/month in software. 3 full-time email "specialists" producing one campaign per week.
3 integrated tools. 47% open rate. $12k/month total cost. 1 part-time coordinator managing 5 automated campaigns that actually convert.
"We think marketing works but can't prove it." 6 analytics tools, 0 accurate reports. CFO wanted to cut marketing budget by 70%.
Single source of truth. Marketing proved 312% ROI. CFO doubled the budget. Turns out good data beats good guesses.
"AI-powered personalization platform" = {FirstName} tags. $40k implementation. 6 months of consulting. 0.3% conversion lift.
Real behavioral triggers. Smart product recommendations. 2-week implementation. 24% conversion increase. No AI buzzwords needed.
47 dashboards. 2,847 metrics tracked. Weekly hourslong data "roll-up" meetings. Zero actionable insights. Analysis paralysis perfected.
1 dashboard. 7 metrics that matter. 15-minute weekly check-ins. Decisions made in minutes, not committees. Revenue up 34%.
Let's have a real conversation about your martech challenges. No pitch and no nonsense (and, frankly, limited niceties). Just two humans talking shop.