We're the martech rebels who burned their agency playbook. No jargon. No fluff. No 47-slide decks. Just elegant solutions that actually f*cking work.
While agencies are making decks, we're shipping code. Your martech stack should work as hard as you do, not sit in a PowerPoint.
No black boxes. No "proprietary methods." You own everything we build, and we teach you how it works. Knowledge transfer included.
Your competition moved while you were in meeting #7. We ship MVPs in days, not quarters. Perfect is the enemy of profit.
If it doesn't drive revenue, reduce costs, or save time, we don't do it. We're allergic to vanity metrics and "brand awareness" BS.
Life's too short for ego trips and power plays. We work with humans who get sh*t done, not titles who schedule meetings.
Unfiltered feedback from clients who took the red pill
"They called our previous agency's work 'digital dumpster fire' in the first meeting. They weren't wrong."
"Zero patience for corporate theater. They told our CEO to shut up and listen. Best meeting ever."
"They refuse to work past 6pm or on weekends. Somehow delivered 3x faster than our 'always-on' agency."
Anonymous martech disasters we've rescued (click to reveal the carnage)
27 different tools. 14% open rate. $83k/month in software. 3 full-time email "specialists" producing one campaign per week.
3 integrated tools. 47% open rate. $12k/month total cost. 1 part-time coordinator managing 5 automated campaigns that actually convert.
"We think marketing works but can't prove it." 6 analytics tools, 0 accurate reports. CFO wanted to cut marketing budget by 70%.
Single source of truth. Marketing proved 312% ROI. CFO doubled the budget. Turns out good data beats good guesses.
"AI-powered personalization platform" = {FirstName} tags. $40k implementation. 6 months of consulting. 0.3% conversion lift.
Real behavioral triggers. Smart product recommendations. 2-week implementation. 24% conversion increase. No AI buzzwords needed.
47 dashboards. 2,847 metrics tracked. Weekly 3-hour "data review" meetings. Zero actionable insights. Analysis paralysis perfected.
1 dashboard. 7 metrics that matter. 15-minute weekly check-ins. Decisions made in minutes, not committees. Revenue up 34%.
Real case studies. Real numbers. Real talk.
They were burning $50k/month on Facebook ads targeting "everyone with a pulse and a credit card." Their agency kept saying "trust the algorithm."
We killed 90% of their campaigns, built proper tracking, and focused on 3 specific personas. Turns out specificity beats spray-and-pray every time.
Best part? Their previous agency called us to ask how we did it. We told them to figure it out themselves.
Their "advanced lead scoring model" was an Excel sheet with IF statements. Sales was calling everyone. Marketing blamed sales. Sales blamed marketing. Classic.
We built actual predictive scoring based on real customer data (revolutionary, we know). Now sales only talks to people who might actually buy.
Plot twist: Their CMO tried to take credit for the system in a board meeting. We sent the receipts. They have a new CMO now.
No fluffy services. Just the stuff that moves the needle.
Stop playing martech Jenga. We design stacks that scale, integrate seamlessly, and actually make sense to humans.
Real automation, not just scheduled emails. We build systems that think, adapt, and don't break when you sneeze.
Dashboards that answer real questions. Analytics that drive decisions. No vanity metrics or PowerPoint padding.
Make your tools talk to each other without couples therapy. No more CSV exports or manual data entry nightmares.
From MVP to IPO-ready. We build martech that grows with you, not systems you'll curse at in 6 months.
1% better every day. We test, learn, and optimize until your metrics make you smile (or at least stop crying).
Real results from real clients who took the leap.
Let's have a real conversation about your martech challenges. No sales pitch. No discovery calls. Just two humans talking shop. Warning: We might hurt your feelings about your current setup.
hello@chilenko.com